I think you're great! and I'm just a napkin. These relatable cocktail beverage napkins are 3-ply, measuring 5” x 5” and contain 20 per pack. They are ideal for beverages, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, cocktails, snacks, party, or anything food related! These (Made in America) humorous, snarky, sexy, fun paper napkins make the perfect party conversation piece or hostess gift.